You can have my comeback but you’ll have to scrape it off your mum’s teeth.
— Jimmy Carr (via nevermindtheb0ll0cks)
Even if my mind doesn’t agree with you,
Or my presence isn’t by you,
My heart always will be with you,
Right beside you,
Until forever is over
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’